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The Story of Christmas-Hanukkah According to My Son

Talking myself out of a slump

Actual Things My Parents Said While Watching My Son's Soccer Practice

Inside the capture of the alleged CEO killer

Actual things my parents said while watching my son's swimming lesson

Don't Kill People

Sins of the father

The gift of laughing and unbridled rage

How to save your Thanksgiving dinner conversation

How to please men

Some things every woman should have

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails between Donald Trump and Elon Musk

There are no "Good Jews" to them

Some people Donald Trump has not nominated for cabinet appointments

Hyper-Specific Gift Guide 2024

How to find happiness amongst Trump voters

A plan for getting through the day

Safe and sane

Think small

My grandma used to say

How to talk to your children about the election

Some things to get you through the next 24 hours

For my sons

Some Calming Meditations I am Doing This Week

Some recipes for when you're on the verge of an election mental breakdown

"Be Careful"

The Girl Names of a Children’s Book Tour

The Name Awards: Boys Whose Books I've Signed

This is what you named your children over the past five years

Some thoughts about the Trump McDonald’s picture that just came out

Two jokes

Some reasons my son’s preschool is closed this month

Campaign Emails from My Son

Yahrzeit

There is a moral crisis this High Holiday season

We all know a nice bully like JD Vance

Solicited Advice

READER ADVICE!

JD Vance's phone number is public

Some questions for Tim Walz to ask JD Vance at the debate

MY TEXTS WITH RFK JR.

How to turn an idea into a TV show

I would have bled out in the parking lot

Other Ways to Scare President Trump Shitless

War Letters from the America in Donald Trump's Mind

Some thoughts I had while watching the debate last night

Passive Aggressive Emails With My Child About Starting Preschool

My Twitter account was hacked

Passive aggressive emails with my baby about bedtime

Some things JD Vance could say to be more likable to women

Trump country's accidental trans ally

Horror Movie Premises Based on My Life

I interned for RFK Jr. when I was 18

The Donald Trump Campaign Playbook

Welcome, Avalanche of New Subscribers!

How to talk to your Jewish family members who are voting for Trump

Some Things JD Vance Did Not Do

Utah Tradwife or My Son's Vaguely Montessori Preschool Curriculum

The Perfect VP Nominee is So Obvious

A Shortlist of Vice Presidential Candidates Who Are Just Stock Images of White Men in Suits With Biographies I Made Up

The Incorrect and Correct Amounts of Children for a Female Presidential Candidate to Have According to JD Vance

Advice column from a mother whose toddler climbed out of his crib in the middle of the night and then did not go back to sleep

"Dean says only boys can be president"

Some Potential Kamala Harris Slogans for 2024

Some things President Biden can do now that he's no longer campaigning!

A Note From the Future

An expanded list of candidates this publication endorses over Donald Trump

How to Gentle Parent Your President When He Won't Step Aside

Democratic Nominees For President

Some thoughts while watching the Presidential Debate

Some thoughts and questions I had while watching the Broadway musical "Suffs."

Other Things Republican Billionaires Bought for Justice Clarence Thomas

My Son's 2024 Preschool Commencement Speech

Transcript of a Conversation Between Donald and Melania Trump Tonight

Some Fun Summer Outfit Updates

Some Bumper Stickers on Justice Alito's Car and Their Innocent Explanations

A short and private thing about writing about being Jewish this year

Some things I did not say while away from my family on book tour

A Translation of the Misogynistic Football Player's Graduation Speech

Mother's Day Instagram Captions By Husbands, Translated

An Interview With the Worm Found in RFK Jr.'s Brain

Tuesday Morning Quarterbacking the Met Gala

Friday Treat: More Mom Fan Fiction

A Definitive List of Things That Are Antisemitic and Not Antisemitic on College Campuses

Some Places Currently More Dangerous for Jews Than Columbia University

A Passover Haggadah for a Family Barely on Speaking Terms

Tiny memory of OJ unfortunately

Some Other Things American Women Were Not Able to Do 160 Years Ago

Daily Grudge: Learning French

Daily Grudge: Nazi Handbags

Some Things to Do During an Earthquake

The kill button

10 Ways For Trump to Come Up With $175 Million in 10 Days

I was on a morning news show

A brief guide to what happened to Kate Middleton

Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech for Girl Math

Rules of conduct for men for the internet!

A Second, Definitive List of Things that are Antisemitic and Not Antisemitic

3AM Phone Call Between New Dads Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro

Joe Goddamn Biden

Some everyday objects on earth I do not agree with

Oh no I'm Shiv Roy

Transcript of the CDC Meeting Deciding the New Covid Isolation Guidelines

Conversations with women that have restored my faith in some small amount of goodness in the world

Questions I Have Been Asked By Children

A "Motherhood Memoir"

The best tips from our pediatrician!

Parenting amidst the massacres

If I could say three words to my 18-year-old self

Easy Recipes to Sneak Veggies into Your Kid's Meals

Ivanka Trump tries to join her old book club

I don't think anyone can top this

Remembrance

A video for my children should I perish humiliatingly

A Small Rant on the Deafening Scream of The Oscar Snub

Some things that will happen should you book a massage for yourself

Three Things I Bought This Week to Stave Off the Horrors

How to Talk Your Mother Down From a Cliff After She Reads Any News Article

How To Come To Out Your Children About *Not* Being Polyamorous

Emmy Fashion Opinions

A video about my grandpa, world's kindest man

Book tour behind the scenes

How My Son Responded to His Mother Having a Bestseller While I Was Reading at His School

Golden Globes Fashion Awards

HUGE DAY

A New Year's Reflection