Some Places Currently More Dangerous for Jews Than Columbia University
A close call on some of these!
A wedding where they don’t serve any substantial food at cocktail hour after the ceremony.
Iran
The dressing rooms by the bathing suit department of Bloomingdale’s.
The pool by a hotel in Miami where not one but two very mean girls who went to your sleep-away camp are swimming with their children.
Europe
My grandmother’s house if your new boyfriend drinks more than one glass of wine with dinner.
Alabama
One of those day spas where everyone seems perfectly happy walking around completely naked in the changing room.
Any restaurant where any remote level of chili powder/chili sauce/chili pepper is served unfortunately.
Kennebunkport
The audience of any current Broadway show where a character says, “Hersh wasn’t the same after the war…” and the lighting changes.
Outside the campus gates by the news cameras at Columbia University.
Zabar's on a Friday.
Much ado, eh Bess? Much ado. 'Cause this is the first time in human history that students have cut class and protested anything.