The Incorrect and Correct Amounts of Children for a Female Presidential Candidate to Have According to JD Vance
Important clarity
0: No. If she has no children, how can she have a stake in America’s future?
1: No. If she’s president, who is raising her child?
2: No. If she’s president, who is raising her CHILDREN?
3: No. How can a woman with three kids possibly focus on being president?
4: This is madness. What is a woman with FOUR children doing other than making FOUR lunches every morning, helping with FOUR sets of homework, and driving to FOUR different sports practices every weekend? The likelihood that someone gets sent home from school with a runny nose while she’s in the Situation Room is simply too high!
5, Fathered by Three Different Men: Yes. This is presidential.
I like what my former governor, Walz of MN, said the other day: "These people are weird."
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Hahahahahaha what a Neanderthal!