Raffia or straw handbags that cost more than $100
A W-9 form.
A keycard that physically unlocks a door.
A food product with a label that says “our story.”
Bathroom stalls that open inward.
Shoes that you have to use TWO HANDS to put on.
A fictional book written by a straight man. (I’m sorry!)
Open shelving. (You’re drinking dust, bb!)
“No show” socks. (We see them. Grow up.)
Cruise Ships or any boat you sleep on no matter what
Natural Wine (That’s vinegar, friend.)
Fleece vests.
Child actors.
Washable rugs (You will never, ever put it in a washing machine)
Photobooth props (It bums me out that they are a marketing team’s idea of manufactured fun!)
A compass (FRANKLY WHAT?)
Cowboy boots worn not in costume
Heels one cannot run in
Underwire of any kind for any reason
Hot honey (the worst version of two separately good things)
A painting by a man who was mean.
A little “reserved” sign on a table. (We get it.)
An email I received marketing a product “For the middle-aged millennial.”
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But my very pointy-toed cowboy boots, worn underneath flared pants, are one of life’s small and subversive pleasures! And, I am grown up enough to agree with you about the no-show socks ❤️
I’m sorry to say a washable rug (with a toddler and pets) changed my life 😬😬😬 I gasped at its inclusion on this list