Some everyday objects on earth I do not agree with

A partial list

• Raffia or straw handbags that cost more than $100

• A W-9 form.

• A keycard that physically unlocks a door.

• A food product with a label that says “our story.”

• Bathroom stalls that open inward.

• Shoes that you have to use TWO HANDS to put on.

• A fictional book written by a straight man. (I’m sorry!)

• Open shelving. (You’re drinking dust, bb!)

• “No show” socks. (We see them. Grow up.)

• Cruise Ships or any boat you sleep on no matter what

• Natural Wine (That’s vinegar, friend.)

• Fleece vests.

• Child actors.

• Washable rugs (You will never, ever put it in a washing machine)

• Photobooth props (It bums me out that they are a marketing team’s idea of manufactured fun!)

• A compass (FRANKLY WHAT?)

• Cowboy boots worn not in costume

• Heels one cannot run in

• Underwire of any kind for any reason

• Hot honey (the worst version of two separately good things)

• A painting by a man who was mean.

• A little “reserved” sign on a table. (We get it.)

• An email I received marketing a product “For the middle-aged millennial.”