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How to find happiness amongst Trump voters

How to find happiness amongst Trump voters

Choose absolute petty chaos

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  • Go to a Trump voter’s last instagram post and comment: “Great pic! And for what it’s worth: I don’t care what people are saying, what happens behind closed doors is your business!”

  • If you see a man in a MAGA hat say, “Hell yeah foreign manufacturing!”

  • Ask a Trump-voting outdoorsman relative to explain fly casting to you. When he’s done say, “Sorry, I think that’s rhythm gymnastics. I meant fishing?”

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