EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails between Donald Trump and Elon Musk
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From: musk@X.com
To: DonaldTrump@aol.com
Subject: Idea!!!!
Hey, POTUS 2.0!
Was thinking of some cool things for January (still waiting on inaugural ball invite lol) and wanted to run them by you!
Get this: We launch a Department of Cutting the Bullshit. Amazing, right!!? It’s like a department where we look for all the BULLSHIT government regulations like about ingredients in baby formula and guardrails on highways, and we just get rid of it. Could save BILLIONS. And: When we announce the department, I come out with a giant pair of SCISSORS. Get it?? So funny, man. Anyway - genius, right?
X-)
Elon
“One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.” - Nikola Tesla
From: DonaldTrump@aol.com
To: musk@X.com
Subject: Re: Idea!!!!
THANKS. WILL LOOK INTO.
MAGA,
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
From: musk@X.com
To: DonaldTrump@aol.com
Subject: Re: re: Idea!!!!
Psyched you’re looking into it! Hell yeah! And you’re so welcome. It’s my pleasure coming up with awesome ideas for you, sir lord MAGA.
Anywho: Was thinking about the declining birthrate and I think I have a moonshot that could BE the future: Inauguration-Insemination Day. After you’re sworn in, it would be my HONOR to offer up prime genetic material for getting America number one in having children (specifically my children).
Anyway - I’m PUMPED lol to launch this one.
X-)
Elon
“One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.” - Nikola Tesla
From: DonaldTrump@aol.com
To: musk@X.com
Subject: Re: re: re: Idea!!!!
WHAT? SURE. FINE.
MAGA,
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
From: musk@X.com
To: DonaldTrump@aol.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: Idea!!!!
Omg heck yes, brother!! Where are you btw? Got the jets fired up and have some paradigm-shifting futureproof ideas I want to run by you in person. Also - let’s call all the world leaders who are cuck betas and call them cuck betas. Like the French guy who married the old lady.
X-)
Elon
“One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.” - Nikola Tesla
From: DonaldTrump@aol.com
To: musk@X.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: Idea!!!!
ELON, I AM VERY BUSY. I AM DOING OFFICIAL PRESIDENT BUSINESS AND AM GETTING PAPERS AND BRIEFINGS AND PHONE CALLS AND DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO EMAIL WITH YOU. I THINK YOU ARE TERRIFIC AND I APPRECIATE ALL THE MILLIONS. I ALSO LIKE YOUR LITTLE JUMPS. FUNNY STUFF. BUT NOW I HAVE MY HANDS FULL BECAUSE ALL MY CABINET APPOINTMENTS ARE PEDOPHILES AND SUCH. I SUGGEST YOU TALK TO DON JR. HE IS ALWAYS WANTING TO TALK AND I THINK YOU BOYS WILL HIT IT OFF.
OK! TAKE CARE! GOOD LUCK WITH THE ROCKETS AND THE CARS THAT LOVE TO EXPLODE!
MAGA!
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
From: musk@X.com
To: DonaldTrump@aol.com
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: re: Idea!!!!
POTUS,
I have the chills. Wow. Thank you for thinking of me as your own son. I really mean it. I don’t mean to sound like a beta cuck, but I love you, sir. And don’t worry. When the Department of Efficiency AND the Department of Cutting the Bullshit are launched, there won’t BE any more official president business for you to do. We’ll just get to hang out all day, me and you. Share some laughs. Maybe even play a game of cricket. Go fishing. Then we could pitch a tent and cook our own food in the Kalahari desert as we gaze up at the spectacular Southern Hemisphere sky. The two Musk-eteers.
Anyway, I’ll see you in an hour. I implanted a chip in you on election night so I know where you are at all times. You can’t hide.
X-)
Elon
“One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.” - Nikola Tesla
This is true, right?
I need this to be true and laugh at the same time.
DEPORT MUSK AND
LEAVE THE REST OF OUR PEOPLE ALONE!
my god. thank you for the laugh.