A Shortlist of Vice Presidential Candidates Who Are Just Stock Images of White Men in Suits With Biographies I Made Up

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Senator John Hutcherton (D-CO)

A veteran legislator from a historically red state, Sen. John Hutcherton (D-CO) is a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee and a prominent friend to America’s agricultural industry. A father of four married to his high school sweetheart, he projects homegrown values that appeal to rural voters, while his record on common sense gun safety will appeal to progressives.

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