Archive - The Grudge Report

American Cannelloni

My affair with a stuffed piece of pasta

Dec 4 •

The Bespoke Grudge Report Gift Guide 2025

My annual gift to you

Dec 4 •

November 2025

Texts from Trump to Zohran Last Night

A Grudge Report Exclusive

Nov 22 •

My New York Times Column!

SO excited to share it with you.

Nov 17 •

Inside the victory of hope over fear

Nov 5 •

The Zohran Question

On what's a Jew to do.

Nov 3 •

October 2025

Passive Aggressive Emails With My Son About Getting Dressed

Oct 24 •

Some things I've done my grandmother would absolutely hate

On grief and consolation from the great beyond

Oct 22 •

Some things I prefer you do other than show me something you wrote with ChatGPT

Whisper gently into my ear, “I hate you.”

Oct 21 •

My Chaotic Phone Call With Curtis Sliwa

A Grudge Report Exclusive

Oct 20 •

A series of tiny moments with the coolest woman alive

Oct 11 •

I have thought a lot about being Jewish on tour in some very non-Jewish places in this country.

Oct 8 •

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