Archive - The Grudge Report

Inside the capture of the alleged CEO killer

A real transcript from the real FBI

Dec 9 •

Actual things my parents said while watching my son's swimming lesson

A transcript. This is not embellished for comedy.

Dec 6 •

Don't Kill People

Tragedy and the American healthcare system

Dec 5 •

Sins of the father

On Biden's final act

Dec 3 •

The gift of laughing and unbridled rage

A treat from me to you

Dec 2 •

November 2024

How to save your Thanksgiving dinner conversation

If everything goes wrong, three options.

Nov 28 •

How to please men

An openly hostile gift guide, with love

Nov 25 •

Some things every woman should have

In no particular order

Nov 21 •

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked emails between Donald Trump and Elon Musk

A Grudge Report breaking news alert

Nov 19 •

There are no "Good Jews" to them

Nazis are marching in front of a Shake Shack

Nov 18 •

Some people Donald Trump has not nominated for cabinet appointments

Nov 15 •

Hyper-Specific Gift Guide 2024

Nov 14 •

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