Mother's Day Instagram Captions By Husbands, Translated
Good luck out there!
“Babe. To the hot mama who makes it look so easy and does it all while looking like a smokeshow. I have no idea how you do it, supermom, and we could not keep this crazy ship afloat without you.”
This is my second marriage. I thought it would be fun and now I have to listen to a whole new set of toddlers scream while I look at Barstool Sports on my phone. I do not know the names of the kids’ teachers, and I make the nanny uncomfortable.
“To my everything. Their world, my world. You are a goddess and with your light shining on all of us we are better. Your grace, forgiveness, and empathy is a gift to us all. None of us are worthy. This day, and every day, is yours.”
Either this is who I am in general, or I cheated on you.
“The best to ever do it.” [AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE IN PAJAMAS WHERE YOU LOOK HAPPY AND THE KIDS LOOK PEACEFUL]
I love you so much this is attractive to me.
“The best to ever do it.” [PROFESSIONAL PHOTO OF YOU WITH CHILDREN ON A BEACH].
I am a little bit scared of you, so here is a nice picture you personally approved so you don’t yell at me!
“The two best moms.” [PICTURE OF WIFE AND OWN MOTHER]
Nice post, enjoy zero sex tonight.
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