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Golden Globes Fashion Awards

Golden Globes Fashion Awards

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  • Impeccable on Her Due to It Being Her

  • We’ve Seen it On Them Before and We Get It

  • Most Grasping to the Past in a Way That Makes Us Question the Notion of Time Itself

  • Most Perfect

  • Shiniest!

  • Most Insane (Good)

  • Most Dangerous (Physically)

  • Prettiest Princess by a Female Actress

  • Prettiest Princess by a Male Actress

  • The Timothée Chalamet Memorial Award For: Straightest Man Pandering to Instagram White Boy of the Month Gays

  • Coolest Person There to the Point Where She Makes Everyone Else Look Silly

  • Most Breathtaking

  • Thing I Would Wear

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  • Jenniferest Lopez

Here are the winners:

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