Inside the capture of the alleged CEO killer

A transcript from the FBI

FBI HEADQUARTERS, WASHINGTON DC - TODAY

AGENT 1: Sir, excellent news. Local units in Altoona, Pennsylvania apprehended the suspect.

AGENT 2: A good Samaritan tip came in from a McDonald’s. They’re taking him for questioning now.

FBI DOMESTIC DIRECTOR: Terrific work, boys. Let’s get the President on the phone!

[HE REACHES FOR THE RED PHONE MARKED “WHITE HOUSE,” AGENT 1 PUTS HIS HAND ON HIS, STOPPING HIM]

AGENT 1: Actually - maybe wait a beat on that, sir.