Some things to get you through the next 24 hours

A survival guide

• Have a little cheese!

• Exfoliate your face! You never do that but tonight is the night!

• Check into a hospital and just ask to be put “to sleep for a bit.” Maybe they’ll turn you away and maybe you’ll get put in a psych hold but either way it’s something!

• Call your oldest relative and ask about living through “the great wars.”

• Send a 9-paragraph rage email to a former acquaintance who imperceptibly wronged you in 2011.

• Invent a new “petit sandwich” that is just jelly and a little more of the cheese between two crackers. It’s very French!

• Remember we lived through two terms of George W. Bush who was arguably stupider and more dangerous, even though “nice.”

• Look at the video of the small bunny eating a peach.

• Ask your doctor for “pills” and when they ask what kind say “surprise me!”

• Have another baby! It’s something to take your mind off things for at least two years!

• Read? Just kidding! Watch the Mormon wives scream at each other about (I think) two different people named Whitney.

• Have a glass of deeply old refrigerator wine that has been there since two Fridays ago.

• Text someone in a swing state.

• Text someone who’s voting third party.

• Phone bank. You can go to “mobilize.us” or “Vote Save America” or even “go.KamalaHarris.com” for very easy ways!

• Vote.

• Take a friend and vote.

• For the love of G-d, vote.