The Name Awards: Boys Whose Books I've Signed

Here are the categories of what you've named the boys between 2019 and 2024

As a children’s book author on tour, I have signed and personalized 80 million books across this great nation. These are the boys’ I have signed most, divided into categories. (Disclaimer, before you get very mad, BOTH my children’s names are in here)

Pottery Barn Kids Furniture Names

Hudson

Parker

Beckett

Tanner

Bennett

Brooks

Hayes

Grant

Cooper

Cole

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Drunk British Poet Names

Oscar

Hugo

August

James

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Cool Bible Guy Names

Isaac

Lev

Ezra

Gideon

Ari

Levi

Eli

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Soft Forever-Boy Names

Caleb

Emmett

Owen

Sonny

Milo

Finn

Luca

Theo

Nico

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The Old Men

Silas

Cyrus

Harry

Lenny

Theodore

Cal

Gus

Walter

Lou

Sidney

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Mom Watches Costume Dramas Names

George

Arthur

Henry

Louis

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“Oh My Friend/Cousin/Coworker Named Her Son That!” Award for 2024

Felix

Arlo

Jasper

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Vaguely Western Cosplay Names

Wyatt

Walker

Rhett

Weston

Cody

Everett

Beau

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Wears a Bowie Onesie Names

Axel

Jagger

Rocco

Blaze

Jaxon

Ryder