Sitemap - 2023 - The Grudge Report
Some things one can accomplish on December 27th
Raffi songs in a world where the swastika is fine
On the holy brilliance of screentime
It feels insane to experience holiday cheer amidst the horrors
The Five Best Plays, Restaurants, Books, and Films of 2023 That Do Not Exist
Some things it is OK to say on Penn's campus depending on the context
HIGHLY SPECIFIC GIFT GUIDE PART 1
My Son's Congressional Press Conference at Bedtime
Highly Specific Gift Guide 2023!
What it's like to be a former late night writer when George Santos is expelled from Congress
A video for my future self to watch next Cyber Monday
What it's like to be a former late night writer when a man streaks at Disneyland
Some conversation topics for the holidays!
If you do nothing else this Thanksgiving
A small treat for the new subscribers
A Transcript of Every Conversation With My Mother
Several Additional Facts About Jews!
A Definitive Guide to What is Anti-Semitic and Not Anti-Semitic
Look who's in "The New Yorker" today.
Joe Biden reads celebrity open letters about the situation in Israel and Gaza
As a Jewish woman this is difficult.
Extremely scary Halloween costumes for this year!
Explaining Global Atrocity to a Toddler
Some Mental Health Advice for the Week
Video: A promising new therapy for men!
Quiz: Text from the Democratic Party or My Mom?
Quiz! Common Toddler Ailment or Witch's Curse?
How to Talk to Your 430-Month-Old About Death
Things I Have Said and Done in Front of My Son's Preschool Head of School
Conversations With Legendary NYC Ladies in My Neighborhood
Things I Forgot to Pack My Child on His First Day of School According to My Child
Back to School Checklist by My Son
President Biden's Burning Man Briefing
Conversations With My Other Grandmother
Leave Your Children on an Island
Leave Your Children on an Island (Part 2 of 3)
Leave Your Children on an Island (Part One)
Screenplay By a Studio Executive During the WGA/SAG Strikes
Helpful Things to Say to Someone With a New Baby
How to Tell Your Child About the Aliens
Questions I Needed to Ask My Dead Grandmother This Week and Answers She Gave
Available Real Estate Listings in a Major City Right Now
How to Have a Conversation About a Serial Killer in Front of Your Toddler
Conversations With Legendary NYC Women in My Apartment Building
Two Small Children Have a Frank Conversation About Death
Acceptable vacations for my sons to take when they grow up should they become billionaires
Incoming 4's Class at Flourishing Hearts Community Preschool
How to Talk to Your Child When the World Is Ending
Conversations With Legendary NYC Ladies in My Parents' Building
The Cost of Living for CEOs has Never Been Higher
If there ever were a time to pay a writer instead of getting her work for free...
My Son's List of Demands While I Strike
Smalltalk Before Zooms in Other Industries vs. Entertainment
Conversations With Legendary New York City Ladies
Conversations With Legendary Older Ladies of New York City
The Best Bathrooms of New York City Real Estate this Week
How to pack for a 3-day vacation with a baby
An Actual Conversation that Happened Today
Trump's Letter to Melania from Jail
A Perfect "Dear Publisher" Letter
Some things more important than the right to bear arms
My Mother's Notes for the Nanny on the Afternoon Routine
An impression of a person who posted something about parenting on Twitter
Pros and Cons of Having a Third Child
The Unbelievable Rush of Seeing a Close Collaborator and Dear Family Friend Win an Oscar Last Night
My Mother Summarizes My Morning Childcare Routine for Nanny Applicants
An Important Message on International Women's Day
My Child's Police Interrogation of Me After I Fed Him Breakfast
Things Currently More Dangerous to My Child Than a Drag Show
The Most Disappointing Hollywood Nepo Babies
Red Flag Valentine's Day Instagram Captions from Boyfriends and Husbands
Set List for My Super Bowl Halftime Show While as Pregnant as Rihanna
Gentle Parenting Tips for When You Are Being Mauled by a Cheetah
A Tasting Menu Designed by My Son
Things I Purchased This Week to Unsuccessfully Mollify the Pain of Life
What to Do When Your 405-Month-Old Suddenly Refuses to Cook
Things That Are Currently Harder to Get in America Than a Gun
Other Things You Can Do if You Don't Like Abortion
Instagram Birth Announcements for Corporations as they IPO
Sleep Training Your 404-Month-Old
An LA-Based Wellness Influencer's Tips On Being Happy
A Definitive Ranking of Nepo Babies
My Cover Letter to Be George Santos's Intern
Passive Aggressive Roommate Email From My Child's Immune System to His Preschool Class