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In and Out in 2024

New Year New Grudge

Some things one can accomplish on December 27th

On tagging a Starbucks

Thank you to new subscribers!

Raffi songs in a world where the swastika is fine

On the holy brilliance of screentime

THE LAST GIFTS

MOM, STOP SHOPPING

My Gifts for Your People

It feels insane to experience holiday cheer amidst the horrors

2023 READER GIFT GUIDE PART 2

The Five Best Plays, Restaurants, Books, and Films of 2023 That Do Not Exist

Some things it is OK to say on Penn's campus depending on the context

HIGHLY SPECIFIC GIFT GUIDE PART 1

My Son's Congressional Press Conference at Bedtime

Highly Specific Gift Guide 2023!

What it's like to be a former late night writer when George Santos is expelled from Congress

My Son's Best of 2023 Lists

A video for my future self to watch next Cyber Monday

Working through a crisis

What it's like to be a former late night writer when a man streaks at Disneyland

Some conversation topics for the holidays!

If you do nothing else this Thanksgiving

A small treat for the new subscribers

What I didn’t say in NYMag

On losing the plot

If My Son Wrote Leviticus

Never again

A Transcript of Every Conversation With My Mother

Two Jewish jokes

A lil Q&A

Several Additional Facts About Jews!

My sons and Legos

A Definitive Guide to What is Anti-Semitic and Not Anti-Semitic

Look who's in "The New Yorker" today.

Announcing two new projects

Joe Biden reads celebrity open letters about the situation in Israel and Gaza

As a Jewish woman this is difficult.

Extremely scary Halloween costumes for this year!

Please speak up for us

Quick Thank You

On Jewish Pain Across the Sea

Explaining Global Atrocity to a Toddler

Some Information about Jews

It's okay!

Some Mental Health Advice for the Week

Day of Living

Video: A promising new therapy for men!

How to Say No

Quiz: Text from the Democratic Party or My Mom?

Quiz! Common Toddler Ailment or Witch's Curse?

How to Talk to Your 430-Month-Old About Death

Great Inside!

Things I Have Said and Done in Front of My Son's Preschool Head of School

Conversations With Legendary NYC Ladies in My Neighborhood

How to Wean Your Baby!

Things I Forgot to Pack My Child on His First Day of School According to My Child

Back to School Checklist by My Son

President Biden's Burning Man Briefing

Conversations With My Other Grandmother

Leave Your Children on an Island

Leave Your Children on an Island (Part 2 of 3)

Leave Your Children on an Island (Part One)

Screenplay By a Studio Executive During the WGA/SAG Strikes

Helpful Things to Say to Someone With a New Baby

How to Tell Your Child About the Aliens

Questions I Needed to Ask My Dead Grandmother This Week and Answers She Gave

Available Real Estate Listings in a Major City Right Now

Ask a Second Child

How to Have a Conversation About a Serial Killer in Front of Your Toddler

Questions for Our Building's New Architect Now That The Old One Was Arrested for Allegedly Being a Serial Killer

Conversations With Legendary NYC Women in My Apartment Building

Two Small Children Have a Frank Conversation About Death

Acceptable vacations for my sons to take when they grow up should they become billionaires

MY NEXT BOOK IS HERE

Incoming 4's Class at Flourishing Hearts Community Preschool

How to Talk to Your Child When the World Is Ending

Kim Kardashian and Me

Buy the Dress

Conversations With Legendary NYC Ladies in My Parents' Building

If the AMPTP Wants to Replace Comedy Writers with AI, They Have to Start Bullying AI Now, While It's Young.

The Cost of Living for CEOs has Never Been Higher

If there ever were a time to pay a writer instead of getting her work for free...

My Son's List of Demands While I Strike

Smalltalk Before Zooms in Other Industries vs. Entertainment

Conversations With Legendary New York City Ladies

Conversations With Legendary Older Ladies of New York City

The Best Bathrooms of New York City Real Estate this Week

What Kind of Dad Are You?

How to pack for a 3-day vacation with a baby

An Actual Conversation that Happened Today

Trump's Letter to Melania from Jail

A Perfect "Dear Publisher" Letter

Some things more important than the right to bear arms

My Mother's Notes for the Nanny on the Afternoon Routine

French Yelling

An impression of a person who posted something about parenting on Twitter

Pros and Cons of Having a Third Child

A giant thank you.

The Unbelievable Rush of Seeing a Close Collaborator and Dear Family Friend Win an Oscar Last Night

My Mother Summarizes My Morning Childcare Routine for Nanny Applicants

An Important Message on International Women's Day

My Child's Police Interrogation of Me After I Fed Him Breakfast

Things Currently More Dangerous to My Child Than a Drag Show

The Most Disappointing Hollywood Nepo Babies

I am writing a new book

Red Flag Valentine's Day Instagram Captions from Boyfriends and Husbands

Set List for My Super Bowl Halftime Show While as Pregnant as Rihanna

Gentle Parenting Tips for When You Are Being Mauled by a Cheetah

How to Write a Book

A Tasting Menu Designed by My Son

Things I Purchased This Week to Unsuccessfully Mollify the Pain of Life

What to Do When Your 405-Month-Old Suddenly Refuses to Cook

Things That Are Currently Harder to Get in America Than a Gun

Other Things You Can Do if You Don't Like Abortion

Instagram Birth Announcements for Corporations as they IPO

Sleep Training Your 404-Month-Old

A Room of Someone Else's

An LA-Based Wellness Influencer's Tips On Being Happy

A Definitive Ranking of Nepo Babies

Retail Therapy

My Cover Letter to Be George Santos's Intern

Passive Aggressive Roommate Email From My Child's Immune System to His Preschool Class