NEIGHBOR WALKING WITH HER DOG, WINSTON*
Anne*! Great to see you! It’s been a long time!
That’s because I was traveling all summer!
Oh that’s so nice. With your children?
God no! With Winston!
Oh! Did you, um, and Winston have a good time?
It was cold! All summer long I was opening the drawer and apologizing to my shorts.
I’m sorry to hear that!
Better than here. Ugh.
That’s true I guess. Where were you?
Woodstock! But don’t tell your cohort. There’s enough of them turning it into restaurants with a full sentence for a name.
I’m sorry.
It’s okay. Thanks, dear. How are the boys?
They’re great! Still cute.
You better enjoy them while you can. Before they marry wives who insist on going to the Hamptons.
Ha we have a while before that.
Here’s the thing: You don’t.
These convos with legendary ladies are the best!
Wtf anne