Instagram Birth Announcements for Corporations as they IPO
In honor of Adam Schiff challenging Citizens United
Today a group House Democrats introduced a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United, the Supreme Court decision that gave corporations the power to give virtually limitless political campaign donations on the grounds that those corporations are legally people. To honor that brilliant moment of judicial clarity, here are corporate IPO announcements in the style of Instagram captions announcing a different, but legally equivalent, type of person.