“Sorry you were waitlisted at Duke!”
“Wow! I can’t believe I’m on the same campus that educated Donald Trump!”
“Wow! I can’t believe I’m on the same campus that educated Donald Trump Jr.!”
Wow! I can’t believe I’m on the same campus that educated Tiffany Trump!”
“Wow! I can’t believe I’m on the same campus that educated Dr. Oz!”
“Wow! I can’t believe I’m on the same campus that educated Arlen Specter!”
“Wow! I can’t believe I’m on the same campus that educated Elon Musk! What exactly do you teach here?”
“Wait - isn’t this Penn State?”
“So it’s not a state school?”
“Then what’s Penn State?”
“But it’s called Penn? Explain to me again how this is different from Penn State.”
“Sorry - I still don’t get it.”
“Genocide an entire religious group!”
“Sorry you didn’t get into Cornell!”
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Personally, my main regret about the entire controversy is that Elise Stefanik has cast herself as The Good Samaritan despite membership in a group that includes antisemites Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Elon Musk and Donald ("I couldn't be an antisemite, my daughter married a Jew") Trump.
I still get my Penns mixed up.