In and Out in 2024

Unfortunately these are objective!

OUT

• Asthma (sorry!)

• Whole grain mustard (we have the technology!)

• Glasses on men (we have the technology!)

• Information kiosks (no need, clear the floor)

• Knowing what day of the week you were born (humiliating)

• Fruit salad (Move past it)

• Rattan, bouclé, checkerboard shag, the name Wren

• Nodding in agreement (be vocal or do nothing)

• Prestige Television

• The Book of Leviticus (low hit rate!)

• The speed limit “40.” (What are you?? Be 35 or 55 or simply don’t announce yourself)

• Loafers with socks (OK, Phoebe Bridgers!!)

• Mentioning “the vibe” (not being aware of it)

• Earthquakes

• Glamping

• Holding space

IN

• Walking Pneumonia (Chic, vague, classic)

• Reading in private and telling no one

• Crying in a museum (not modern!!)

• Having a favorite “Shark Tank” shark.

• Garlic bread (she’s back!!)

• Introducing a friend as being “a woman in the arts.”

• Jena Malone’s tornado of a performance in “Pride and Prejudice” (Keira’s Version)

• Knowing at least two additional moons in our current solar system

• Volcanoes

• The ability to differentiate between an emotion and an opinion

• Blitzing and freezing herbs (never done it but considering it!)

• Hanging in there!