Set List for My Super Bowl Halftime Show While as Pregnant as Rihanna

Easy peasy

• Please Put a Pillow Under My Legs

• I Need Another Pillow

• Sorry But it Needs to be a Firm Pillow

• Thank You. Can I Have Some Water?

• I Know You Just Sat Down…But I Need Ice

• Smaller Ice

• And a Spoon

• Thanks. Ok Let’s Watch Our Show.

• Please Turn it Off I am Crying

• I am Crying and Crying Because There was a Dog

• Ok Let’s Watch Another Show

• Not That One There’s a Dead Girl

• That One is Too Loud and Will Scare the Baby

• Ok This One is Acceptable

• Who’s He? What’s Happening? I Fell Asleep.

• Is My Face Fat?

• What Do You Mean, “Full of Life?”

• I Am Crying Because You Implied My Face is Fat

• I’m Calling It a Night

• Hi Again.

• Don’t Hate Me But Can I Have Another Pillow?