Please Put a Pillow Under My Legs
I Need Another Pillow
Sorry But it Needs to be a Firm Pillow
Thank You. Can I Have Some Water?
I Know You Just Sat Down…But I Need Ice
And a Spoon
Thanks. Ok Let’s Watch Our Show.
Please Turn it Off I am Crying
I am Crying and Crying Because There was a Dog
Ok Let’s Watch Another Show
Not That One There’s a Dead Girl
That One is Too Loud and Will Scare the Baby
Ok This One is Acceptable
Who’s He? What’s Happening? I Fell Asleep.
Is My Face Fat?
What Do You Mean, “Full of Life?”
I Am Crying Because You Implied My Face is Fat
I’m Calling It a Night
Don’t Hate Me But Can I Have Another Pillow?
This was better than the actual halftime show!!