Things That Are Currently Harder to Get in America Than a Gun

A partial, evolving list

• Children’s Tylenol

• Baby forumla

• An affordable psychiatrist or psychologist

• An abortion

• Parental leave

• A third season of a critically acclaimed Netflix show with a niche audience

• Bail

• A college degree

• A three-bedroom house

• A two-bedroom house

• A library copy of “Spare”

• Peace of mind upon dropping off our children at school

• Peace of mind upon entering a grocery store

• Or synagogue

• Or church

• Or club

• Or anywhere

• The belief that our elected leaders give one shit about our lives

• Taylor Swift tickets