Things I Purchased This Week to Unsuccessfully Mollify the Pain of Life
Some of these almost worked!
Fiat Hazelnut Chocolates
They were by the cash register at an Italian cafe in my neighborhood that is always empty and possibly a front. I spent $6 on them due to needing one small drip of serotonin after a particularly fraught preschool dropoff. They taste like a Nutella Cadbury cream egg, which is to say: Perfect. And they are very small so they are healthy. I now believe every car company should make non-FDA-approved chocolates that list no ingredients.