OTHER INDUSTRIES
A: Hello, great to meet with you!
B: And you as well! Are you in CITY TBD?
A: Yes! It’s beautiful this time of year.
B: The family and I love it there. The TBD MONUMENT/MUSEUM/PARK is a favorite of ours.
A: Terrific place.
B: Shall we dive in?
A: Let’s!
MEETING COMMENCES.
ENTERTAINMENT
A: Hello, great to meet with you!
B: And you as well!
A: Finally. Sorry we’ve had to cancel nine times and re-set. It’s my fault.
B: No it’s mine. I should say: We’re all obsessed with you.
A: No. I’m obsessed with YOU.
B: PROJECT TBD broke my soul. My FATHER/MOTHER/SIBLING was a ALCOHOLIC/RACIST/DEPRESSIVE/NARCISSIST/TRAUMA SURVIVOR so it was basically my lifeline during PERSONAL CRISIS TBD.
A: Amazing. I actually am in the middle of PERSONAL CRISIS TBD so that really hits home.
A: Great! Here’s 9 minutes of a story about my life that is not related to the project we are interested in developing with you.
B: I heard your story. Here is 11 minutes of a story related to that shoehorns in a major celebrity.
A: Wow.
B: Wow. Should we rent a house together this summer?
A: Yes. Will you be my children’s emergency contact?
B: Yes.
A: Before we get into anything, I need to let you know we will email for 5 months about this project before signing a deal.
B: Make it 9.
A: Sounds good!
B: Let’s schedule a time to have lunch when we’re in the same city!
A: No!
B: Perfect!
MEETING COMMENCES
You kill me (in a great way!)!
I am in tears.