I fully support all of this but especially the train! Being a person who lives in coastal Maine who also loves to visit NYC I think this is the most critical issue of our time.
I'm hoping my paid subscription can contribute to this, and maybe one day I will be able to do something similar myself (with the only exception being instead of a Train to Maine it will be a west coast of CA super-bullet-train).
That's so funny, I'm ALSO planning a coup with the $50 check my grandma still sends me for my birthday. My #1 coup move will be creating more soft serve stations at the beach. All the beaches in North Carolina offer dozens of ice cream flavors, but they're all of the old fashioned hard-serve variety. In my coup, we're going to ban deep state discrimination against the creamy vanilla soft serve. Kids everywhere will finally have the one thing they all need to thrive: drippy ice cream cones that plop right onto the boardwalk.
All Hail Bess! Please take over our government, please please please!
I fully support all of this but especially the train! Being a person who lives in coastal Maine who also loves to visit NYC I think this is the most critical issue of our time.
President Bess, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I feel loads better. All hail, ye! (Gotta go—my garbage truck is coming.)
Now I want Goof to take over. 😆
Be very careful what you wish for (legos).
I'm hoping my paid subscription can contribute to this, and maybe one day I will be able to do something similar myself (with the only exception being instead of a Train to Maine it will be a west coast of CA super-bullet-train).
Can't wait for the suggestion box, I got a million of 'em.
Six thousandaire 💀
I purchased multiple copies of that wonderful children’s book and am glad to play my part!
I really like seeing someone with their priorities straight. Plus trash day(s)? Clutch.
10 friends who are professional environmentalists!
Feel like they've got this
I added myself in to get to 10. Honestly, I feel good about our chances.
there is a children’s book called the train to Maine! We loved it!
This Substack may be the only good thing in 2025.
What will you do with all the leftover money tho
Buy Spain
Coup Club it is! Maybe some one needs to alert the NYT that we are having a coup?!!! Thanks Bess😘
That's so funny, I'm ALSO planning a coup with the $50 check my grandma still sends me for my birthday. My #1 coup move will be creating more soft serve stations at the beach. All the beaches in North Carolina offer dozens of ice cream flavors, but they're all of the old fashioned hard-serve variety. In my coup, we're going to ban deep state discrimination against the creamy vanilla soft serve. Kids everywhere will finally have the one thing they all need to thrive: drippy ice cream cones that plop right onto the boardwalk.
Can we start a Coup Club?
I mean, what can’t thousandaire moms do? Watch us multitask a coup before lunch