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My grandson, when he was 3, told me “we can get you a penis if you want one.”

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Did you ask from where? Lol

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Most edifying. I find myself, however, inexplicably overcome with the urge to whip myself up a big ol' scramble. Bon appetit!

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Was this fact checked?

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I am no fan of JD Vance, but I was a bit turned off by this list. While the "man" himself is hopeless, I hold out hope for the humanity of his wife, and especially for the welfare of their children.

Vance is the latest republican politician where I wondered if someone should be contacting child protective services.

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I really like the pool noodle as a bumper idea. Parent game respect. 🤜🏼🤛🏻

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Okay but how many of these things has your own son actually done? 😂

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