* Look in the mirror. Do you like what you see? Of course you do! Look again, but with a slight smirk!
* Attend and participate in a jumping class!
* Find a heavily weighted and lightly textured piece of paper and an elegant pen. Take them to a quiet room with good light and an open window. Breathe in deeply, and write down the names of all of your children in the order in which they were born. If you get more than 17 correct, stop, congratulate yourself, and have a cookie. You've earned it!
* Look in the mirror. Do you like what you see? Of course you do! Look again, but with a slight smirk!
* Attend and participate in a jumping class!
* Find a heavily weighted and lightly textured piece of paper and an elegant pen. Take them to a quiet room with good light and an open window. Breathe in deeply, and write down the names of all of your children in the order in which they were born. If you get more than 17 correct, stop, congratulate yourself, and have a cookie. You've earned it!
The power of forgiving his father and asking forgiveness from his daughter would unlock in him emotionally
All of the above, especially jumping in a well and staying in a well.
This is comic genius! Like, real genius, not drug induced insanity!
OMG how do we make sure he sees this?? GOLD.
Wait. There's a new Waxahachie record? Cool.
Also, Elon, have you tried Cross-Fit? I hear it is a whole thing.
Yes! He could make friends there too!
Date Melania! lol
Or even better have a baby with Melania! 🤮
* launch a cyber truck to Mars
*fuck, launch yourself to Mars
< chef’s kiss >
Just please, oh please, don’t impregnate Waxahatchee…
Lol would be amazing if he dated Melania! I would love that for us! Thank you for this entire list but that idea especially!
One more!!
. Fold yourself eight ways and shove yourself up your...