Some Things Elon Musk Can do Now That He Has Time!
Could be fun!
Take a pottery class!
Acknowledge your teenage children!
Head to the city and see a matinee performance of “Gypsy!”
Taper off the Ketamine under a physician’s supervision in an inpatient facility!
I know it’s corny but get into mindfulness meditation? There are apps that make it very easy!
Give away your wealth! It’s at this point not making your life enjoyable or healthy!
Have a yummy bánh mì for lunch!
Apologize to your daughter!
Buy Coca Cola and change the recipe for Diet Coke so that it tastes bad and now the president’s favorite thing is ruined! Like what you did with Twitter!
Read about the rise of Hitler and see if it reminds you of anything!
Go on an ayahuasca retreat led by a white girl with dreads who gives you WAY too much and the experience unlocks in you a deep, necessary fear of your own hubris and in recognizing the fragility of your mortality your mind essentially locks down and you entirely retreat from public life and spend the rest of your days in thunderstruck horror at the seeds of your own destruction, muttering hushed apologies to all you encounter, both real and hallucinated!
Make a summer salad with watermelon, feta, mint, and a lovely balsamic vinaigrette!
Listen to the new Waxahatchee album and maybe see if she’s touring near you! So good live!
Repent!
Find a quiet place for some gentle vinyasa yoga!
Look into why all the cars and rockets explode!
Jump into a well and stay in the well!
Two words: Paddle boarding!
Have a nice time with a dear friend sipping rosé on a porch overlooking the sea.
Make a friend!
Forgive your father!
Stop inseminating people!
Delete everyone’s social security numbers and government identification you accessed!
Start seriously dating Melania (would be funny!)
Self deport!
Employ a tailor.
* Look in the mirror. Do you like what you see? Of course you do! Look again, but with a slight smirk!
* Attend and participate in a jumping class!
* Find a heavily weighted and lightly textured piece of paper and an elegant pen. Take them to a quiet room with good light and an open window. Breathe in deeply, and write down the names of all of your children in the order in which they were born. If you get more than 17 correct, stop, congratulate yourself, and have a cookie. You've earned it!
The power of forgiving his father and asking forgiveness from his daughter would unlock in him emotionally