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Jessica Griffith's avatar

My older son just graduated high school and this speech mostly would apply to him, too.

Jeremy's avatar

Does Kidz Bop do “Pomp and Circumstance”?

JeannieLaKT's avatar

Ahhh, the first of many such ice cream outings. Hilarious

Jerry's avatar

Two is a solid number. I say this at 3 myself. The third is adorable (and my favorite of course I don’t have a favorite). There is a critical mass for healthily self-indulgent parents and it’s between two and three. Legally we cannot partition a child into .5 of a child. So 2.

Amit Shah's avatar

You are a genius!!!