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Jessica Griffith's avatar

My older son just graduated high school and this speech mostly would apply to him, too.

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Jeremy's avatar

Does Kidz Bop do “Pomp and Circumstance”?

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JeannieLaKT's avatar

Ahhh, the first of many such ice cream outings. Hilarious

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Jerry's avatar

Two is a solid number. I say this at 3 myself. The third is adorable (and my favorite of course I don’t have a favorite). There is a critical mass for healthily self-indulgent parents and it’s between two and three. Legally we cannot partition a child into .5 of a child. So 2.

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bob yates's avatar

Nice to see you're enjoying domestic life's baked-in joys again. Does my heart good.

Oh, and thanks for taking me seriously re the requested increase in the ol' annual Grudge bill. Surprise bank account entry gave me a giggle. It's the rare super-talented blogger who listens to her audience!

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Amit Shah's avatar

You are a genius!!!

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