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Blessed are those who can find humor when the world is in flames. The Lord shall smile upon them as they mop the floor.

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"Should her arms be full of cloth or brother..." !!

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Lo, and G-d said unto Abraham, subscribe thee now to The Grudge Report, finally, for the might of its humor is greater than that of your foes across the desert.

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Hilarious!

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Too good!

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this is perfect. every commandment made me laugh out loud.

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founding

Way back in the day, my Southern Baptist grandfather bribed me (25 cents) to memorize certain scriptures.

I would much rather have memorized yours.

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