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Jerry's avatar

A response piece titled “Why we will not jump ship on the Titanic”:

We paid the band in advance.

The Captain worked really hard to become captain.

The iceberg can smell fear.

Not sure those life rafts are electable.

Fox News said this ship would sink, ergo it’s fine.

Pre-iceberg this was a solid ship, you ingrates.

My ticket isn’t transferable to another ship. Is it?

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Jerry's avatar

Life rafts wrong color for some passengers

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Holly Starbright's avatar

my personal pick is Hello Kitty

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bloombodd's avatar

How in earth are we at this place???

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Peter Borst's avatar

Thanks for writing this. Nobody else is saying what I am thinking. Keep it up! P

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