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For consideration:

-A European tour of chocolate factories (no Willy Wonka funny stuff).

-Immersive experience week of raining golden retriever puppies as hospital/nursing home companions. This is not heavy-duty guide dog training. It's mostly snuggling, reading, walks and movie watching from a couch or bed.

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No long-haired dogs during tick season unfortunately.

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Oh of course. Should have mentioned they would be clean shaven.

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Whether you're deep in the ocean, climbing Mt Baldy with Julian Sands or hiking a dangerous Malibu canyon just for the hell of it, if you find yourself in trouble, I want you recovered safe and sound so you can be billed into next week by state and feds for imposing on our institutions with your selfishness.

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#7 is especially appealing! I have similar fantasies but my children are all adults and mostly just want me to pay for fun family vacations-they’ve let me know Europe for Christmas would be great!

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