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He screams opinionated and chatty Uber driver.

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By now, we should've all cracked his code. He's Professor Backwards on Opposites Day. If he says he appreciates the appeals court decision, he doesn't. If he says he'll pay the new bond quickly, he won't, not quickly, or not pay it at all, because he doesn't have it and can't get it. If he had the money, he could've paid it yesterday. He's become SUCH an easy read; reading him has become so much fun! I know exactly what he doesn't mean, as soon as he says it.

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One of these is gonna happen.

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I can't stop laughing

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