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Katie Lynch's avatar

My husband is going to be so pleased now that I’ve suddenly taken up cooking.

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Maria Modugno's avatar

This is my style of cooking! I moved into a new condo with a Viking stove and I was afraid of it until my microwave broke and I was forced to turn it on.

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Bess Kalb's avatar

I believe Viking stoves are purely decorative!

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Brenda Scott's avatar

Why am I crying? Is it from laughing too hard at the incredible comedic scenes you delivered? Is it from the deep-seated realization that though violence is not the answer, it can feel so good in your head? Is it from despair at the thought of a future for women as cattle? Nah...it's probably the lemon juice that squirted in my eye. Yeah, the lemon. That's it.

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Bess Kalb's avatar

All of the above!!

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Daniela C's avatar

Fuck, you're brilliant.

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Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I needed this today!

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Bess Kalb's avatar

Cooking is very therapeutic!

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Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

As someone who makes a kick-ass (but very spicy) chili, and a pretty damned good lasagna, I agree!

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Ann Carboneau's avatar

Now I know what to make for dinner 😂😂😂

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Carissa Marx's avatar

Holy shit. You’re good. Really really good. I have been laughing nonstop since reading your work. I’m excited to read more! Intellectual humor is not easy.

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Rhys Knight's avatar

That got dark very quickly. But, in my opinion, not quickly enough.

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