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Katie Lynch's avatar

My husband is going to be so pleased now that I’ve suddenly taken up cooking.

Maria Modugno's avatar

This is my style of cooking! I moved into a new condo with a Viking stove and I was afraid of it until my microwave broke and I was forced to turn it on.

Bess Kalb's avatar

I believe Viking stoves are purely decorative!

Brenda Scott's avatar

Why am I crying? Is it from laughing too hard at the incredible comedic scenes you delivered? Is it from the deep-seated realization that though violence is not the answer, it can feel so good in your head? Is it from despair at the thought of a future for women as cattle? Nah...it's probably the lemon juice that squirted in my eye. Yeah, the lemon. That's it.

Bess Kalb's avatar

All of the above!!

Daniela C's avatar

Fuck, you're brilliant.

Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I needed this today!

Bess Kalb's avatar

Cooking is very therapeutic!

Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

As someone who makes a kick-ass (but very spicy) chili, and a pretty damned good lasagna, I agree!

Ann Carboneau's avatar

Now I know what to make for dinner 😂😂😂

Carissa Marx's avatar

Holy shit. You’re good. Really really good. I have been laughing nonstop since reading your work. I’m excited to read more! Intellectual humor is not easy.

Rhys Knight's avatar

That got dark very quickly. But, in my opinion, not quickly enough.