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This is so real... love it!

Scene: Two old ladies are walking arm in arm up 3rd ave, we are enjoying an early dinner at T-Bar outside circa 2016 - next to our table is our double-wide bugaboo donkey with our infant twin boys sleeping in side by side basinets.

Bubbie 1: Are they Twins???

Me: Yes they are... (they are two infants the same age side by side in matching basinets)

Bubbie 2: They are soooo dahhhling, THAT one is a boy (twin a) and THAT one is a girl (twin b).

Me: Thank you... actually they are both boys

Bubbie 1: She's adorable (pointing to twin b) Mazel tov.

repeat.

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"Say goodbye to this woman, Jelly." Only Murders in the Building vibes

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Iconic! I was walking my dog in Brooklyn many years ago, and an old woman with her aide stopped to pet him. "Is his fur real?" she asked.

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How spot-on is this New York dialogue? As soon as the strike's over, please write the next Nicole Holofcener movie?

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Oh my God hahahaha! Please look further into the Amazon Incident and get back to us.

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You are possibly the only person on the planet who has as many awkward encounters as I do!

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