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THE INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC GIFT GUIDE ARRIVETH

Dear and intimate friends.

As a professional shopper, I am an obsessive and fanatical gift-buyer. I’ve done this on Instagram before and am thrilled to provide this service to the kind people who subscribe to this Substack.

So, depending on which loved ones you still tolerate after Thanksgiving, please reply here with your VERY SPECIFIC gift buying needs for someone notoriously difficult to please. Be sure to include: