Some Things Mitch McConnell Could Be Doing Instead of Being Dead
All plausible!
Silent meditation retreat upstate with friends from college.
Getting really into “Real Housewives of Rhode Island,” arguably the crown jewel of the franchise.
Lost his phone Memorial Day weekend at Surf Lodge! Get “Find My,” Mitch! This keeps happening!!
Accepted to writer’s residency at Yaddo and is working on an autofiction novel about a junior Senator a…