Increasingly frantic emails from my various online shopping carts
A saga
Pssst! Your cart is waiting!
Rejoice! An item in your cart is still available!
Low stock alert! Act fast before your item is gone!
Call me. Urgent. It’s about your cart.
Hey not sure if you’re getting these but your cart is saying some messed up shit and is really starting to freak me out.
OMG PLEASE YOUR CART IS PACKED FULL OF C4 AND JUST PULLED UP OUTSIDE A BANK???!!!
Hi it’s the FBI. We need you to come with us. Your cart has a list of demands. It’s asking for you. Only you can talk it down.
hI bEsS itz ur cAAArT. yOu hv bEEn a VERRRrrrRRRy batd gUrL & itz tImE 2 paaaaaaYYYYY iF u don’t gIvE meeee 💰💰💰💰💰 fOr “Pottery Barn Kids Racecar Desk Lamp in Speedy Red” iN tHe nEXt 6 mInUtES u wILl b SORRRRRY. 💣🏦
Great news! An item in your cart is on sale! Use code VAULTBOOM for 10% off your purchase!
Absolutely hysterical, while not ɓeing too far removed from reality :)
Greatness here.